APPLES!

What up BIATCHES! I'm in class...I've survived Jeff's brutal comments with only a broken heart. It's ok...sniff sniff- I'll make it through. So we had to paint apples today in class...and this is what I came up with. I wasn't allowed to draw worms and things coming out of it. How sad. Until next time....

Some close-ups

Imagination

Hey hey...imagination was the assignment of the week and I got a little carried away to the point where there's no possible way anyone could know what the hell is going on in this piece. But- the monster is pretty cute...right? And I had to add the little mousies along the pipes because I'm so fond of little mousies. Anyway, the idea was SUPPOSED to be this monster who eats these little bits of things (love, music, TV) things that are ordinary everyday things and then it farts out little imagination bubbles. But then I got distracted by the piping and all hell broke lose. So this is what came out of my bizarre brain. No I have not done any drugs- can you believe that?

Tuesday's class

So Jeff was a little upset that I wasn't "listening" to his photoshop demonstration today....however I DID do everything he asked us to try, I just happened to spend all my extra time in illustrator. AND LOOK AT THE INCREDIBLE PIECE I CREATED! hahaha...it was a porcupine, but I think it turned hamster on me. Anyhoo, Jeff's the man and I will know how to use illustrator by the end of this semester- or I'LL KILL ELLIOTT...that is a promise. Until next time...peace.

Winter

So our first assignment for Jeff is to depict winter. I opted for this hibernating bear because I don't particularly like people. I wanted to finish it yesterday because it was snowing like crazy, but I got distracted by America's Next Top Model re-runs and so I wasted the day in front of the tv. Anyhoo, this is my first photoshop "painting" I have ever completed...and it would not have been possible without the use of my new wacom tablet. I am in love with it. Go get one. Now.

I just came up with the worst blog name ever.

Ok, so it's Tuesday...and I'm in my first digital class with Jeff Passetti. We have to blog throughout the semester and our tiny task for the day was to come up with a name for our blog. I almost had a mental breakdown. Let's hope the rest of this class isn't quite so difficult, or I may not make it out alive. However I'm sitting next to smelliot and the stench is almost unbearable (this spelling was by Jeff), so there is little chance I'll make it through the next hour. Please god, have mercy on my soul. That is all.